Ahem. So for those of you who have been on pins and needles waiting for the big announcement, here it is: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had the baby with the world's fullest lips last night in Namibia, all of Hollywood's favorite birthing-ville. (Hey, if the government is willing to stop the press at the airport on your say-so, there's something to be said for the place as a hide-away, even for the highest-maintenance of preggers celebs.) The details:
- Name:
Bacon CheesecakeShiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt - Gender: Girl
- Birth City: Walvis Bay
- Looks: Reddish and squinty at the moment, but indications are she'll be jailbait by the time she hits 14.
- Price tag for first picture of the kid: Several freaking million (And if you weren't already worrying about the direction our society is going, it's officiall time to start.)
1. Exotic locale aside, I'm sure that the Pitt-Jolies havee made arrangements with the American Emabssy or consulate to have the kid declared an American citizen born overseas. Nothing against a country as colorful as Namibia (desert elephants and the like) but when traveling they are certain to want the convenienece and privilege of having all the rights that American citizenship conveys.
Aside from that, I think that Jolie is insane, Pitt is insane and that the Namibians are insane, IMHO. Of course, being rich, the first two are called "eccentric".
Posted at 9:46AM on May 28th 2006 by jmchez